antlor:

people who hate on flannel are not worth your time, you OWN that lumberjack look and chop down the haters

(via trekkybear)

dutchster:

if dinosaurs are dead then explain how they casted the dinosaurs for jurassic park

well duh of course they’re dead you dumb idiot. you know how the farther you see into space the older space gets? they used mirrors in jurassic park and just placed them really far away

(via trekkybear)

mareepe:

The juxtaposition of these three trending stories is so bewildering that I can’t even fathom some sort of adequate caption to give to this image

mareepe:

The juxtaposition of these three trending stories is so bewildering that I can’t even fathom some sort of adequate caption to give to this image

(via trekkybear)

nubbsgalore:

"suns haste to set, that so remoter lights beckon the wanderer to his vaster home." — ralph waldo emerson

(photos by royce bair, derelict compostionsphilipp häfeliknate myersmichael shainblumben canalesphilipp häfeli, dave morrow)

(via eepots)

scientificphilosopher:

Did you know that, in terms of time, the Tyrannosaurus-Rex lived closer to today than it did to the Stegosaurus? Check out some other amazing facts in one of my favorite ASAPscience videos!

Teaching dance to middle schoolers

  • Student: You're really sweaty
  • Me: Yeah! I'm a sweaty guy. If I keep moving, maybe I can make a sweat pattern
  • Student: Wow, you're super hairy
  • Me: I know right? They remind me of monkey arms
  • Student: I'm almost as tall as you, isn't that funny?
  • Me: Not exactly. I'm a small guy, so you're really just pointing out a fact.
  • I don't think they're used to someone so unapologetically accepting of their less glamorous features

hartorotica:

I’m just saying -

Theoretically, since there seems to be no life form on Mars right now, and we have sent robots to transmit information to us, that implies that 100% of Mars’ current population consists out of robots.

We have a planet in our universe that’s solely inhabited by robots. Mars is a robot planet.

(via idealisticsun)

*alien species arrives on planet earth*

mareepe:

Humans. We have come only to experience the best that humanity has to offer. Please show us the interactive video game you call “Paper Mario and The Thousand Year Door”

(via blujayonthewing)

Working out has been going well lately, so here’s that

Working out has been going well lately, so here’s that